Persian job

When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.

"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"

by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023

Persian rug stomper

You take a shot before going down on a woman, spitting the alcohol on her pubes. Light her bush on fire and stomp it out

"Yo why is your girl limping so hard?"
"She got a Persian Rug Stomper last night"

by J_Robn September 24, 2025

Persian pony

Sexual act in which one of the participants snots on their member and inserts it inside their partner.

How was last night? It was great, me and Beth did the Persian pony and it was something else!

by PersianPony December 2, 2024

Persian deep mine

A set position that was based off the brutal efficiency of the persian deep gold mines.

Thw persian deep mine sexual postition: A dildo or other serial toy is affiliated to the tip of a pogo stick and the fitted into an orifice and then operated.

by Lary hitler October 13, 2023

Persian Dash

Term used when Persian Women bail on a Dutch first date.

went to the bathroom and 10 minutes later texts me to "meet her outside" shes nowhere in sight. Another victim of the Persian Dash.

by Cyclaptor August 13, 2021

Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.

Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.

by Jray82 July 20, 2025

Persian Lardass

This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.

AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!

by King of Valids June 14, 2022