Pervert

Term used by people who are hypocrites because were all "perverts". We all crave sex, but some crave it more than others and these people are called perverts but still theyre hypocrites because they crave sex too. People who say this term are usually too immature to handle sex.

Idiot: Hey whats up?

Normal Person: Looking at porn, you wanna watch.

Idiot: OMGee you are such a pervert!

Normal Person: Hey smartass we all get horny, its just natural.

by I'm smart as the day is long October 11, 2009

Perfect Ass Girl

1. A girl with a great ass and awesome complementing features. Shes smart but not a nerd. She appears to others to be a goody goody but on the inside shes a total freak

2. A girl that looks incredible, is breath-takeing, in bed or anywhere... "literally" but you can still take her ome to mom and dad with no doubts.

3. A girl that everyone wants

4. A girl that you want to be with for the rest of your life

Someone: Damn Heather is a Perfect Ass Girl. You sure are lucky to have her! Me: No Shit! Shes..... Great

by The Luckyest Guy Ever July 29, 2008

pervert

1. A guy who acts out with the kind of sexual deviant behavior that most other guys only fantasize about.

2. Potentially every guy in the world.

Pervert teacher: (attempting to look up the skirt of one of his female students that is sitting in the front row of his classroom.)

Jen: OMG Ryan! Look at that pervert Mr. Rogers trying to look up Melissa's skirt!

Ryan: YEAH! What a pervert! (While thinking to himself... it's probably a great view... I wish Jen weren't here.)

by crazy88s October 22, 2006

Perfect Boyfriend

The perfect boyfriend is a boy who supports you in every way possible, even if it hurts; who knows you inside and out; who surprises you flowers; who remembers the little things about you; who is always there for you, who makes references to you about your favorite book. The boy who doesn't forget your anniversary or birthday. He's the one you think about every minute of everyday and no matter how far away from eachother you are, you don't have to worry. You know he loves you. He's your best friend.

Friend: Wow, Brandy, you're so lucky! I can't believe your boyfriend threw you a surprise going away party!

Brandy: Yeah, I know! I couldn't believe it! Marks just the perfect boyfriend! I love him so much!

by vivalabrandy August 28, 2011

Vanity is Perfection

A bunch of identical scenefags who get together and convince themselves they're better than everybody.

No one in this group is actually attractive. Especially Ophelia Vanity. She looks like a down syndromed elf.

Everyone in Vanity is Perfection is a loser. No argument.

by imalive42366 October 8, 2009

a perfect circle

the best band since white on rice

counting sheep like bodies to the rythem of the war drums- Pet apc

by Morgan La Fey November 10, 2003

perfecto

Perfectly hand-rolled blunt. Often looks as if the cigar was not cut and emptied out.

Jason rolled a PERFECTO when we were rollin' around hot boxing.

by Stunna Mcknighta May 21, 2006