pencil pervert

Slang for a homosexual

Girl 1: Isn’t Jon so hot?
Girl 2: Yeah, too bad he’s a pencil pervert.

pencil pervert by Hun7ea September 16, 2022

Pencil sharpener 

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job

Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener

Pencil sharpener by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 6, 2022

Pencil pusher 

Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.

A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.

Pencil pusher by Pam the Pusher November 3, 2022

Pencil Khattak 

Derogatory nickname of Pakistani politician Pervez Khattak due to his thin and tall stature.

Pencil Khattak used to be Pakistan's defense minister.

Pencil Khattak by zpack November 21, 2022

Pencil Muncher

The retard/s in school who’s occupation are munching or gnawing on pencils (usually the erasers), leaving an almost unusable finished product

Person 1: Hey *person 2*, can I get a pencil

Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*

Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.

Pencil Muncher by PootSniffer March 11, 2023

pencil monster 

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.

Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.

pencil monster by KC888 April 6, 2023

pencil type of guy 

A guy that really likes men and penises

Bill is a pencil type of guy.

pencil type of guy by Sharice June 13, 2023