peethy

A vagina with teeth

Damn, i hope her peethy won't bite my dick off.

by Tcoules August 30, 2016

peetouch

When you see someone leave a bathroom without washing their hands and they go grab donuts out of the employee donut box

Michael went pee and came out without washing his hands and grabbed every donut with his peetouch hands

by WiseCrcker July 15, 2016

pretzel wentz

A nickname for Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy

Person A: Look at this smoking hot picture of Pete Wentz I found!

Person B: Uhm, I think you mean Pretzel Wentz

by Panicfanic February 1, 2017

Pretzelable

The female art of being able to bend into the shape of a Pretzel in order to be pole-axed and as such being 'Pretzelable.'

Leanne is so Pretzelable i was able to pile drive her to tears last night!

by DipYourWick February 20, 2017

Pretzel hole

Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.

Wendi obnoxiously- "yo bitchessss franks asleep let's get em in the pretzel hole!"

by SexPistol69:) September 3, 2017

peeta

The most cute and loving guy ever and the district 12 male tribute for the 74° and 75° editions of The Hunger Games. Also the boy with the bread who is rejected by Katniss, the girl he stalked since he was 5, that was in love with her stupid best friend until she understood that he is a moron and that Peeta is better.
TEEM PEETA FOREVER

Katniss: Peeta i faked loving you for all the Hunger Games just to keep me alive and have sponsors! I truly love Gale
Peeta: my life sucks
After a while
Katniss: I love you Peeta!
Peeta: Me too. (His life still sucks)

by Hunger fan April 10, 2018

Pretzel Sex

a pretzel rod slid in and out of a regular preztel

friend one: yO EVER HEARD OF PRETZEL SEX-?? :D

friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position

friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E

((Lmao this is a joke--))

by LilyIsSoSmart September 15, 2018