Patriotic boner

Being so proud of one's own country and culture that discussing their greatness gets your penis hard

Pat's watching Saving Private Ryan for the fourth time today. Yeah he gets a huge patriotic boner when he thinks of D-Day.

Patriotic boner by Alverickflair September 26, 2015

wannabe patriotism 

What Americans are good at doing.

Wannabe patriotism ends when the cameras stop rolling.

wannabe patriotism by AYB June 8, 2003

wannabe patriotism 

A movement that began the day after 9/11: Thousands of people who normally could care less about America suddenly decided to post flags and the words 'God Bless America' on every inch of their property. This led to the sickening influx of flags on houses, cars, beach towels, trailers, etc., as well as the moronic attempt to rid our culture of everything that originally came from some other place.

Thankfully, wannabe patriotism isn't as rampant as it was a year ago, but it's still out there...

wannabe patriotism by Shawn B. June 7, 2003

patriots fan 

Usually an individual who does not know much about the sport. He throws out the name "Tom brady" often.

These "fans" may also like players/teams like Spain In soccer or tiger woods in golf

Never be surprised if they also cheer on the Yankees and talk about there favorite player Sidney Crosby

Patriot fans are the bottom of the barrel and wanna be sports fans. Ideal gift for someone like this is a "football for dummies" book or a knitting kitt

James - Who does Gerry cheer for?

Bill - He's a patriots fan

James - oh so he doesn't follow sports.

patriots fan by Missisipete September 25, 2013

patrioticism 

sexual arousal stemming from the intense love for one's country

Johnny doesn't need a girlfriend. Due to his patrioticism, the USA fulfills all of his sexual needs.

patrioticism by mschanchita January 31, 2008

patriotism 

The belief that your country is better than everyone elses because you were born there.

Person from Iraq: I have patriotism, go Iraq, fuck America!
Person from America: God bless America, nuke em!

patriotism by Ptowner May 16, 2006

patriotic ugly 

A sex partner so ugly that sex is only possibly after draping the face and body with the flag. And doing it for your country.

Levels of fugliness.

1. One bagger
2. Two bagger
3. Patriotic Ugly
4. Coyote ugly

They're so effing ugly, but they are shipping out tomorrow to Iraq. It's patriotic ugly time, pull old glory down the flag pole, here come's the cavalry.

patriotic ugly by Luther Felonius Gee IV October 15, 2006