Skip to main content

laser paper

Slang phrase for LSD

Laser refers to Lysergic acid: the precursor in LSD-25
(Laser also refers to the vivid light and sounds that can appear to look and sound like lasers while under the affect of LSD)
Paper refers to the blotter paper in which acid is absorbed into
After eating two pieces of laser paper the walls started to move. After eating four pieces I shot lasers from my eyes and finger tips.

The laser paper is your ticket to ride the mind roller coaster.
by hitosha May 10, 2011
mugGet the laser paper mug.

dino-paper

Toilet paper used by dinos in forest or nature areas where there is no toilet. It is always found on the surface of the forest floor or ground. It is never burried (dinos don't dig). Usually when found it is soiled with dino feces. Is often found right on the trail when dinos have been there.
person: Eww! Look at all that dino-paper on the trail! Those dinos don't even have the decency to bury it!
by kayls miles September 28, 2012
mugGet the dino-paper mug.
Related Words

toilet paper tongue

A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping
P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?

P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
by Jerwizzlefoshizzle November 16, 2017
mugGet the toilet paper tongue mug.

toilet paper pearl

A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.
by Christopher drew Barnett December 7, 2017
mugGet the toilet paper pearl mug.

The Pacer Test

A PE test that people hate even the athletes not much people can survive it epically when the lame music is playing and when the athletes laughter at you for falling on the 5th lap. I had to do it let's just say I was DONE for.
Gym Teacher: The pacer test is here kids

Literally Everyone: *dies*
by Blu • Berry • Boi March 21, 2019
mugGet the The Pacer Test mug.

Last Paper Syndrome

LPS stands for Last Paper Syndrome
It is a delusion that exams are completed.

It happens when there is just one exam left and a person does nothing related to studies. It is worse that being lazy. Just one exam left but brain is already in holiday mode.
"DUDE! Your exam starts in three hours; why are you making an elephant out of old macaroni?"
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Paper Syndrome."
by Anshuuuuuu June 16, 2022
mugGet the Last Paper Syndrome mug.

Wet Paper Bag Scenario

Davidisom - this strike is like the wet paper bag scenario - Useless
by davidism1 August 9, 2022
mugGet the Wet Paper Bag Scenario mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email