pajonta

1. The private parts of a male (dick)

1. "I smell burritos" "no thats just my pajonta"

by Moses00 July 15, 2006

pacon

A sanwich consisting of bacon and peanut butter.

Dude wat cha eating?

A Pacon Sandwich.

Those are awesome, hook me up.

by Moose Miester General March 14, 2007

paranocity

Similar to paranoia, to be paranoid. A feeling of paranoia.

"I am tired of your paranocity!"

by ~Derrick~ January 17, 2008

Padonk padonk

I guess you could call it another way of saying badonkadonk, but really its someones hilarioulsy embarrassing mistake.

1."talk about a padonk padonk"
2."lmao, wtf are you talking about?"
1."jees cracker its a fine ass"
2."right, im the cracker, lmao, its badonkadonk re re"
1."oh..." :/

by guywhotypeslow December 27, 2009

Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

Pajonkles

Pajamas used specifically for the act of badonkles. They have a hole where the back passage is located giving ease of use for the person getting a bit frisky, mainly horny teenage guys who can't distinguish between a vagina and an ass.

Jim: Hey Lucy, wanna go badonkling in my room?
Lucy: Yeah let me use my pajonkles.

by gertrude67 January 13, 2011

Paranailia

A psychosis characterized by an extreme suspicion of manicurists talking shit about you in another language.

Becky: The manicurist just pointed at me, called me a “dĩ chó ” and laughed. Go on Google Translate and find out what that means.

Courtney: Man, you have major paranailia.

by Mister_Michael February 23, 2011