Paenis

^ This person is the biggest retard to walk the planet

Paenis is not a word, chopstick-lover is the worst racial slur ever. It's not even creative.

by Gilman Chatsworth November 26, 2003

Pacenta

What you call one who asks too many questions, when he already knows the answer, see also dumbass

jim asks chase what time it is, chase replies 6pm, jim walks over to dave, and asks dave the time, dave replies 6pm, once again jim walks over to another person. This time it jeff, he asks jeff the time of day, and jeff replies, dude dont be a pacenta

by TahoeMan98 February 1, 2005

The Parent Test

Just for Matt's use.

Mom & Dad are sitting at home. You decide to pay them a visit, bringing your new friend in tow. They are suprised to find you in the company of this person and ask all sorts of odd questions. Questions you might ask in a group; as icebreakers. They dont know this person so it seems only natural I suppose. After a few hours of this "talking" you suggest that you ought to get going. Your parents express a sincere appreciation for your new friend and show that they would like them to return sometime in the near future, for more such "talks." You feel the tension leave you as you depart, a job well done

by Aaron September 20, 2004

Palende

Palende is the the particular topping that is on a pizza or a given food stuff, it has been known to be used in expressions of suprise. It like the fernande can be known as the P-ring

Oh my God Susan did you see the Palende on that?
Wow, I would really like to get my mouth round that P-ring!

by Geoff October 10, 2004

paenismus

Its the feeling of joy for avoiding pain or injury.

The world watches in wonder as the atomic calamity unfolds in Sendai, Japan. The sense of joy experienced, isn't schadenfreude, as many deeply empathize with the pain of the many thousands let bereft, cold homeless, and injured. This joy, is the considered joy of paenismus

by knedo April 3, 2011

Parent Paparazzi

When a bunch of parents all try to get a group picture of their kids on their own phone or camera, even though they know that modern technology allows one person to take the picture and send it to everyone else instantly. When doing this, parents look like the paparazzi and the kids are usually forced to wait and hold a smile for a long period of time.

Parent 1: *takes picture*

Parent 2: I want to get it on my phone, look at me.

Kid 1: Damn it, the parent paparazzi. We're going to be here for a while.

Kid 2: Can't they just send it to each other?

by pisseddodgerfan June 22, 2014

Paket

So when I was at the crib I felt alittle bewilled for tha fact that I got killed now about every time I’m still but I just can shake this chilll$?!

:Paket:

“Aye you remember Jonny”
“Yea why he was tracked to my house”
“Yesterday you think he went to your house

Nah he’s not over here”
{Daaat Daaat Datt}
(Rhirhi)
“Ohh okkk I’ll just get in touch with him later”
“Ohhh alright nah I’ll talk to you toomarow”
“Ok”

by OneNippiKid June 14, 2021