property tax

THEFT of property.

Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!

Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.

Fred: WTF?

Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.

Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.

Government: Because you're my bitch.

by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011

properly fucked

What Rick does to Tara when they are together.

Everytime Rick visits Tara he makes sure she is properly fucked.

by ricvol March 7, 2015

party pooper

A person who ruins a party by either stopping the fun or not participating in a certain activity.

Jeff is a party pooper because he won't play Spin The Bottle.

by Special July 18, 2004

the property of ones

The theory regarding ones that the one-itude is directly proportional to the cold-itude of the one.

"A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all."

by TheEvilOne June 25, 2003

oscar properjohn

Oscar is a really caring and gentle person he has a kind and amazing personality he will always make you laugh even if you are feeling down. With Oscar you will have an amazing time and you will never get bored he will always stick by you and when you see him you will feel so happy . The first time you meet him he will introduce himself to you and ask if you would like to be friends of course you have to say yes! , you and him will always find a way to have fun if you every meet an Oscar u are very lucky and you will remember him forever

oscar properjohn is an amazing person

by ElizaOng08 November 24, 2021

Poopertainment

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.

"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"

by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

Ninja pooper

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

by newsvava February 21, 2009