pretendbian

A pornographic film actress who pretends to be a lesbian in order to satisfy the sick, disgusting desires of pussy pumpers pussy pumper beaver-eater

Mike enjoys watching pretenbian porn, but but winces at the thought of two men together

by Breeder Basher November 27, 2003

Pretendo

Some one that thinks they know what they're talking about when it comes to video games or High Tech gadgets.

Max is such a Pretendo he said that the "Gravity Hammer is what all the Pros use". When everybody knows that Grav hammers are for Noobs.
Or
The only reason Matt took Comp Tech was to play games and watch clips of last night's football game.

by Tyler Mahon November 2, 2007

pretendisting

Pretend listening.

I had a long day of pretendisting in class today.

It usually takes about five minutes on the phone with my girlfriend before I start pretendisting whilst playing backgammon.

by pseudonymouslyarriffic March 12, 2011

pretendicus

FAKE WEED is referred to as pretendicus

yo that was some pretendicus nigga, give me my money back!

by fake rap gangster mother fuckers October 23, 2006

pretenderly

someone that isnt who they say they are

That girl was trying to be someone else. She was pretenderly acting like Britney Spears

by msu1217 October 2, 2007

pretendaz

One who fakes the funk and thinks they are real gangster when really they tell more stories than Dr. Suess.

Tyrone: "Man, that fool is reeaalll gangster."

Mr. Washington: "Man fuck that mark, He kicks it wit a bunch of pretendaz!"

by O.G. Hennessey Loc September 22, 2009

pretenda-fag

A guy that tries being bisexual or gay and ends up going back to females.

Missy used to date Pete. After they broke up, he went pretenda-fag and dated a guy, but is now back to sleeping with Missy.

by mystical777girl May 27, 2011