Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, who is now 25 years old and lives in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) Aug 26 (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.
by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020
Get the Post Malonemug. by Reedlammerrr March 3, 2019
Get the post grubmug. Someone who is a master at changing the pedestrian lights from red man to green man.
Requiring depressing the button several times, irrespective of how many others have depressed the button prior.
Well respected and rewarded for their talent.
Requiring depressing the button several times, irrespective of how many others have depressed the button prior.
Well respected and rewarded for their talent.
Martin is a post whisperer. He can change the pedestrian lights in seconds. He has a gift.
Dave tried to push the button after the post whisperer (Martin) had already pushed the button.
I fucken hate that.
Dave tried to push the button after the post whisperer (Martin) had already pushed the button.
I fucken hate that.
by mcfly-m December 14, 2017
Get the post whisperermug. When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.
Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"
Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
by Midnight Manatee August 22, 2011
Get the post-murdermug. (noun) On forums, any topic in which people post for the sake of increasing their post count, post farms often go unnoticed as people will post something which looks like they have something to say on the subject even though they are saying the same thing as everyone else.
Person 1: Have you seen the latest quiz topic?
Person 2: You know those are all just post farms right?
Person 1: So? who cares the mods don't do anything about them.
Person 2: You know those are all just post farms right?
Person 1: So? who cares the mods don't do anything about them.
by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009
Get the Post farmmug. A 14-minute video that is the universal cure all to the problems. Its effects include, lullaby music, music sampling, therapeutic music, ASMR, alarm clock, and other such uses.
Emico can't wait to help the sound team by sending another version of Post Mortem.
Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.
We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.
Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.
We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.
by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020
Get the Post Mortemmug. by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016
Get the Help Post Thismug.