Strawberry Pop Tart

When you are fucking a woman while shes ragging and pull out and cum all over her bloody clam resembling a frosted strawberry pop tart. And then someone eats it.

So kims pussy was all bloddy when I pulled out so I came all over it and then her roommate ate it like a strawberry pop tart.

by dommatt April 17, 2009

poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016

Anal Pop Tart

When you take a pop tart of your favorite flavor smoosh it all up and stick it in your partners ass.Then you have them shit it back out in your mouth lapping it all up...

Damn baby last night that anal pop tart was absolutley delishoius

by Bloodxity85 December 28, 2010

pop tart

a soft nigga

Man why u acting like a pop tart?

by k hezzy November 7, 2003

pop tart

(1)a pussy ass nigga, whose sweet on the outside but soft in the middle.
(2)delicious treat in the morning

"Pop tarts again?! Gee mom, you're great!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

Pop Tart

Pop tarting is a combination of butt sex and titi sex. Push the cheeks together and have a blast.

I refuse to have butt sex or titi sex so I pop tarted instead!

by poptoast1822 November 6, 2009

California pop tart

When a man fucks a chick in the ass and proceeds to bust his load inside the anus. Upon busting his nut, the man then goes on and sticks an enema up her ass and shoots up all the liquid into the cavity. Within a few moments the chick begins to discharge all her shit including the semen and fecal matter out of the anus which in turn looks like a cream filled poptart heated and melting.

My girlfriend told me she was hungry so I hooked her up with a California pop tart!

by Spasa Jovanovich January 2, 2008