Paper Cut of Death

a method of taiwanese torture where one is given a bad paper cut on their jugular vein on their neck and then left to bleed out until the information is given

Did you hear Mark was given the Paper Cut of Death in Taiwan

by will.i.am96 December 1, 2010

Paperclip Dickhole

A game in which two extremely high individuals try to get each other to feel the sensation of a paperclip entering their urethra. This is achieved by the constant shouting of “paperclip dickhole” and the whispering of vivid, descriptive, and penis wrenching phrases in the opponent’s ear.

Yo, Wanna play Paperclip Dickhole?

by Pootismuffin November 25, 2019

Paperback writer

Making a song with ONE chord. First attempted by Paul McCartney by the great band The Beatles.

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job
So I wanna be a paperback writer.

by Chicken rider November 20, 2022

XXL paperbag

The largest size to go bag you can receive at McDonalds

OMG. I was so excited! When I went to McDonalds I got my food in a XXL paperbag!

by bruhanna May 28, 2010

Toilet Paper

1. A paper substance with no significant use other then to wipe one's feces expelling cavity.

2. Anything written by Stephanie Meyer or L. Ron Hubbard.

Matt: "Would you like my copy of What Is Scientology?"
Trey: "Sure, I just ran out of toilet paper."

by ballzgalore May 7, 2015

Getting your walking papers

To be fired, to "get the sack," to be canned, to lose one's job.

"Yeah, after getting caught using the office copier that way, I'm pretty sure you'll be getting your walking papers next week."

by Marty G. December 4, 2007

buying the toilet paper

"Buying the toilet paper" is to perform an action one knows will have no impact on their current dilemma, yet they perform it anyways just to feel like you have some control over an uncontrollable situation.

Based on the 2020 toilet paper shortages.

"voting is pointless. I'd just be buying the toilet paper."

by slutilda March 14, 2020