Alabama Petting Zoo

When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.

Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????

by Roll_Turd May 26, 2023

Penis putting

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting.

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting. She Penis Putted me" I explained to my neighbor last night after they heard her yelling "FORE!" and wondered what is going on next door?

by OpheliMike August 25, 2023

You're putting ranch on it

You're putting too much effort in. Stop being so extra.

Sally dresses up every day for school so Tom tells her, Sally you're putting ranch on it.

by Sassygirl143 September 14, 2017

petting

to stroke or pett ones genitals in a sexual manner, creating stimulation ones cock or pussy.

she petted me so hard i started to erect and jizzd all over her fucking body!

by The-Clasp September 24, 2003

Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018

putting the kids to bed

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.

At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.

by Demron September 18, 2008

putting the dog in the bath

When a guy puts one of his balls in someone's butt hole.

I was putting the dog in the bath but it wouldn't cooperate.

by AngryDog December 18, 2008