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Panton

Current butt dart champions of South Korea. Someone who enjoys docking, bussy, dingle donut. Often found jealously gaging on Juvat cock while they’re blue sisters rub fluffies. Pantons have a very deep skinship with each other and love being biebophiled.
Hey look those pantons are docking behind the jet
by Mr. Crush Em July 23, 2022
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poo poo panto

The way a girl pants (like a dog) after having anal sex. Sometimes her tongue will hang out (like a dog) as well.
I gave it to her in her butt and when I was all done I asked her how it was, but all she could do was poo poo panto.
by Asstronaut October 9, 2010
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Acute Pathogen

Dude, you need to get tested, that girl you slept with has acute pathogen!
by bamoozle May 14, 2011
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Speech Language Pathologist

An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.
Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”

SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?

Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)

Computer : Says “Pen”

Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”
by IHavewaystomakeutalk February 22, 2019
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pastores

Dead end job that anyone can get hired at.
moo: hey bob, did you get that ecu yet?
bob: nah I'm still saving.
moo: ohh yeah I forgot you work at pastores... WUAHAHAHA
by bob saget (Illusion) August 13, 2003
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pastor franz

charismatic liar; second only to L. Ron Hubbard as founder of lame religions; will take your money; wears too much cologne; stuffs his fat self into versace suits, which he buys with his patrons' money; pretty much a life-ruiner.
Person 1: Who's the guy who is endorsing Scientology?
Person 2: I don't know, but for sure he's a Pastor Franz.
Person 1: Fo' sho'.
by Roxanne Fields June 11, 2006
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Pastorbation

This occurs when an ordained pastor masturbates.
The pastor chose to pull out her Hitachi Magic Wand and polish her pearl. She just hoped no one would be the wiser about her midday Pastorbation session.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
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