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I own this piece of meat

The expression "I own this piece of meat" is used to describe the event of when a male lets others know in no uncertain terms that a female "belongs" to him.
Most instances are when the male feels threatened in some way by another male's presence, and so publicly gropes/manhandles his female partner to establish ownership.
This condition, stemming from low self-esteem, sexual inadequacy and physical inferiority, is often a manifestation of "small man syndrome".
When you meet a couple on the street, and there is little or no physical contact between the male and female. Immediately after the male sees you seeing them, he puts his arm around his girlfriend's neck or gropes her bum, and looks directly at you whilst doing said actions.
Inn this instance one can imagine the offender saying "I own this piece of meat". Saying this or similar manifests the attitude responsible for the actions.
by ArtoDelFunko March 29, 2009
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sucking my own dick

When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.
J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
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in its own right

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it's quite an interesting subject in its own right
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I own 20 thousand lethal weapons

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.
joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"
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queen's own

referring originally to something that is british it can also refer to something with the imperialism, snobbery, and feyness of all things british.
Did you know you put your pinky up when you drink? That's the queen's own.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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struck by your own shell

A phrase used to describe an action the backfired.

Etymology: Mario Kart games, firing a Koopa shell and having it hit your kart instead of an opposing racer.
"You just got struck by your own shell, Bob!"
by Skuld Skuldrun June 14, 2007
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