owen taylor

Owen Taylor is a highly sophisticated specimen and one of many talents. This genius could play a high intensity game of baseball, curl 1000 kg weights and bake an exquisite cake, that would put Mary Berry to shame, all in 10 seconds. His academic prowess rises him above all others and he never ceases to impress and amaze though he has never led his blinding talents get in the way of his amazing friendliness and modesty. He is the best friend you could wish for but also, with his balls of steel, he is the best lover you could wish for. His rock hard abs are an inspiration to all and will make all of the girls flock. Owen is so incredibly kind that he is too afraid to accept the women’s admiration for him. He could be riding a girl and slapping them silly and STILL not admit their obvious affection towards him. He is the perfect balance between the best porn star and the best scientist. He is the nicest person you will ever meet and is the best friend you could hope for. He is somewhat clueless and quirky but this is only because of his obvious disregard of the advances of loveable girls and that’s what makes him special. No one can deny that he is both the best friend that you have always wanted and the boyfriend that girls have always needed. Girls want him; guys want to be him. A guy who plays sport, looks good, has abs, is intelligent and highly friendly, kind and amusing is definitely the best king of guy. Could you ask for more?

I wish I was that guy... must be an Owen Taylor

by Joe Cawthorn July 19, 2018

Owen Lau

A furry that loves league of legends and children

that guy is and owen lau

by Mr woops November 13, 2020

Owen Payne

Tall handsome and strong. Has at least a seven incher. You can trust him with anything. Great friend.

Owen Payne is a sexy beast.

by Fitgirl1232 December 31, 2020

The Owen Lawrence

When your having sex on a trampoline and your about to cum you proceed to jump over her and the explode cum all over her while continuing to bounce

meI invited some girls over and pulled the Owen Lawrence
other guy what a bro

by Dirtyswaggerman January 1, 2012

Owen Patch

A smexy rich tall boy that always wears shorts.

Owen Patch is looking very snazzy today.

by Owen Patch Lover. January 7, 2012

dirty owen

The act of fingering a females asshole while she gives you head, usually used to make her give it better

Sarah was getting a little sloppy, so I gave her a Dirty Owen

by Technicallylegal October 11, 2016

Owen Sound

A small rural city of slightly less than 25,000 situated at Highways 6, 21 and 26 in Southwestern Ontario. A largely impoverished community with a large abundance of drugs, violence and unemployment, particularly concentrated in the Downtown/East Bayshore areas. Anyone with the means to do so has fled to one of several 'suburban' areas of the city including Rockcliffe, Clifton Park and West Lakeshore.

'I was looking at buying a home in Owen Sound.'
'Don't do that, their homes are ridiculously overpriced and their property taxes are through the roof.'

by bruceboy33 May 4, 2012