otter paw

A mystical creature. A rare gem that comes along once in a lifetime. He will be of girthy size with massive hands. A slight glisten of precipitation all over his body. If you meet this creature get on your hands and knees and blow the shit out of him because your life can’t get any better.

Also commonly known as a bunch of slap dick employees wasting there life away at a dead end job, making no money and blowing each other for food, cigarettes and drugs

“Who’s that Otter Paw over there? I want to stick my pinky in his stinky and play hide the pickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.”

by Josh hater65 May 26, 2018

Ottering

Eating food (esp. potato chips) from on your chest while lying on a couch or in bed

I was ottering a full pack of salt and vinegar chips and watching the last episode of Walking Dead

by Hof500 October 1, 2020

Ottering

The act of eating food off of ones own belly. Usually laying on a couch or in bed while doing so.

Look at Brian over there just ottering on the floor; too lazy to even eat at the table.

by MrGaud March 29, 2021

Outarded

It's when your retarded and someones more retarded than you So you fell normal

holy shit that guys more retarded than me I'm outarded

by two door sedan May 12, 2021

Outaries

Slang for testicles/male gonads. A play on the word ovaries/female gonads

I was struck in my outaries.

by RipCtzn August 12, 2022

Otterhound

The Otterhound is a British dog breed. It is a scent hound and is currently recognized by the Kennel Club as a Vulnerable Native Breed with around 600 animals worldwide.
Temperament: Amiable, Boisterous, Even Tempered
Colors: Black, Liver & Tan, Black & Tan, Grey, Wheaten, Blue & Cream
Mass: 41 – 50 kg (Male), 29 – 41 kg (Female)
Origin: United Kingdom, England
Hypoallergenic: No
Life expectancy: 10 – 13 years

My friend's cousin has two (2) liver and tan Otterhounds.

by doggggggeroooooooooooooooooooo December 13, 2022

water otter

A sexual term refering to the act of a man/woman getting his/her salad tossed while urinating.

Dude, she is such a freak. We got done fuckin and then she gave me a water otter.

by the incredible eddible chad December 28, 2009