An orgasm which is given out of an uncomfortable sense of duty; much like parting with small change when confronted with a bucket shaking Salvation Army worker. You don't want to give it, but you'll be made to feel a total shit if you don't.
Here is a typical example of a circumstance that requires such a donation. Your partner has been moaning all the livelong day about their appearance. Words like "obese", "disgusting", "hideous" and "gross" have been used so often and so emphatically that, despite yourself, you genuinely begin to agree. Then the obligatory "You're so gorgeous, I can't keep my hands off you" sex that was meant to assure them they're hot has become an act of charity, with you performing deeds that you would rather not share with someone who has half convinced you they're a troll.
Here is a typical example of a circumstance that requires such a donation. Your partner has been moaning all the livelong day about their appearance. Words like "obese", "disgusting", "hideous" and "gross" have been used so often and so emphatically that, despite yourself, you genuinely begin to agree. Then the obligatory "You're so gorgeous, I can't keep my hands off you" sex that was meant to assure them they're hot has become an act of charity, with you performing deeds that you would rather not share with someone who has half convinced you they're a troll.
He closed his eyes and thought of Beyoncé whilst making his charity orgasm donation to his long term "fat", "rancid" and "skanky" girlfriend.
by MagickDio October 15, 2010
Get the Charity Orgasm mug.With a hot drink (such as tea), take a chocolate bar (such as a Twix) or any that will have some form of air space inside. Bite either end of the bar, dip one end into the hot drink and suck the other end. The hot drink should reach ur mouth and after a few seconds of sucking the hot drink should make the bar soft and delicious
by Brandon Raye August 21, 2008
Get the Chocolate Orgasm mug.Related Words
organsm
• `'`Organs`'`Are`'`Fish`'`Bone`'`orgUans`'`aRe`'`fiUsh`'`boUne'`'organS`'`arE`'`fisH`'`bonE`'`
• `'`Organs`'`Is`'`Fish`'`Bone`'`orgUans`'`iUs`'`fiUsh`'`boUne'`'organS`'`iS`'`fisH`'`bonE`'`
• organsblackcoat
• Fighting organs
• rimworld organs
• rotting...organs
• Sewage organs
• your organs gonna shift
• Huge-organson
(v) used to describe those that receive their orgasms from other organic beings as opposed to those that receive their orgasms from non-organic beings such as robots, androids, sex-machines, or mannequins.
ant. androidsexual, robosexual
ant. androidsexual, robosexual
by Ramdunculous July 23, 2010
Get the Organasmic mug.A combination of organic and orgasmic. Often referring to a relationship between two people or a meeting - one which is very comfortable and easy, yet still exciting and incredible.
Chris: How would you describe the first time we met?
Kristen: Well, there are no words...
Chris: Wrong. The correct answer is "organ-asmic". That's a cross between "organic" and "orgasmic".
Kristen: Well, there are no words...
Chris: Wrong. The correct answer is "organ-asmic". That's a cross between "organic" and "orgasmic".
by ZooZooKachoo January 4, 2011
Get the Organ-asmic mug.by dnipplez May 15, 2011
Get the orgasm therapy mug.Organology is not, as you might expect, the study of organs--either human or pipe--but rather, the study and classification of musical instruments in general, which just doesn't make any goddamned sense. Why isn't it called "instrumentology?" It is a field that musicologist usually enter when they can't even hack their own field, so that in the hierarchy of music it is sort of like second viola in a string quartet.
Organologusts, only a step above Musical Iconographers (q.v.), have to resort to the study of the forms, history, and classification of the instruments that real musicians get to play and that real scholars get to write about.
Organologusts, only a step above Musical Iconographers (q.v.), have to resort to the study of the forms, history, and classification of the instruments that real musicians get to play and that real scholars get to write about.
by Trouble Clef January 4, 2015
Get the organology mug.Financiers, corporatists, trust fund babies, and other elites who are hell-bent on turning America into a plutocratic kleptocracy.
"We know now that government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob." -Franklin D. Roosevelt on the eve of his landslide 1936 re-election victory
by Goofball2020 February 13, 2017
Get the organized money mug.