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Steve Cobs

Suitcase: I never knew dead abusive fathers like steve cobs could taste so good!

Knife: I know, right? Want some butter?

Suitcase: Sure, babe!
by TrophyxTissues :3 December 11, 2024
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Cob

Short for the Australian term cobber, meaning friend or mate.
"G'day, Cob, how the kids?
by Australian Language Guide November 23, 2023
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Virgin Corn on the cob

You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels
"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"
by BlueGemini January 24, 2024
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Cob Cutter

Any individual trained in cutting off pieces of Web of Cob.
After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.
by Horizonogre November 9, 2019
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Cobbed

"I don't think I can go to J-Grammy's party this weekend, he is cobbed I juiced his toothbrush."
by SipMcDrinky July 9, 2021
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Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.
Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.
by Piky321 July 22, 2025
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Cob

by Ugly White Cob July 22, 2018
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