Cobbed

Extremely angry.

"I don't think I can go to J-Grammy's party this weekend, he is cobbed I juiced his toothbrush."

by SipMcDrinky July 9, 2021

Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff

by eiirev August 19, 2019

Cob Jobbler

Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.

Hey the Cob Jobbler’s pulling in right now what’s he going to fuck up today?

by King Willy IV March 7, 2024

COBS

An amazing person

Wow you are so cobs

by Cherrylucky1267 April 19, 2022

Cob

A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.

Why are you picking at your anus Bill? Bill replied, "I have a cob."

by major inglish May 20, 2014

Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Cobbed

A synonym of Corned, when you get corned, you get corned on the cob, therefore, COBBED!

“I got so cobbed last night I might not even get out of bed to piss this morning”

by ggricksmith January 17, 2021