Neuro-net processor

A processing CPU in the Terminator that allows it to learn from its surroundings, usually learning quite a bit it can eventually take on human characteristics.
Arnold-"My CPU is a neuro-net processor a learning computer"
by Jonathan C February 28, 2006
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net realisable value

The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)
The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.


Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
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net nauseous (adj)

The feeling that one gets dizzy and wants to throw up after surfing the internet nonstop for a long time.
Surfing the net nonstop for three hours made her net nauseous.
net nauseous (adj)
by naami August 26, 2014
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Net Bruh Moment

The sum of all bruh moments in a given situation.
Yesterday when I was taking a dump in my aunts toilet while my girlfriend was watching, that was a huge net bruh moment
by Supakicka March 28, 2019
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Brooklyn Nets

The Brooklyn Nets have the worst defense ever recorded in NBA history

They have a terrible big 3, consisting of James Harden, the worst flopper in NBA history, the snake, Kevin Durant, and Kyrie Irving who finds the need to use a walking stick 🤦 ♂️
I cant wait to see Brooklyn Nets fans hop of the bandwagon after the Lakers take them out in 4
by Lakers_4_Life March 09, 2021
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Casting A Wide Net

Sending the same generic sexually suggestive text message to multiple women at once. Aforementioned women are generally of questionable morals.
Drunk Male by way of text: "Yoo, whats up sexy?"
Female Reponder by way of text "Casting a wide net are we? how many other women were copied on this text?"
by ThurSluttyWayz April 25, 2010
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Net God

The net god is one of the most highly respected gods in the universe. People feed the net god by throwing various items as "sacrifices" and people have been known to get in trouble for doing so. The location of the net god is found in Worthington, Ohio but the exact location is only known to a few followers.
Net God: "I must be fed!"
Worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
Net God: "Thank you young servant."
by The High Priest May 23, 2011
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