Octopussy

1. An octopus pussy
2. A term that is used to describe a woman, who (mostly after an one-night-stand) doesn't want to break contact and tries to lure you in a relationship while being clingy

Matt: Saw you leaving the party with a hot chick yesterday. How was ist?

Patt: Pretty good, except for the fact, that she now sees more in it than an one-night-stand. Always be calling me, it drives me crazy!

Matt: So a full-on octopussy, huh?

by ThisChick(en) June 29, 2022

octopus

someone who has an almost impossible breadth of internet exposure via their “many hands” like an octopus

"You’re an octopus in the online bird community"

by birbocto August 11, 2022

octopusing

when a pr relationship is so badly planned out and executed that everyone and their brother can see that it’s fake

At first some people were fooled, but now it’s obvious that Harry Styles and OW are just octopusing.

by buffalolo August 18, 2022

Octopus Group

A two-level pyramid scheme where you make money from other people doing surveys.

I just redeemed $100 from my Octopus Group

Bro every Octopus Group survey I try to do, it screens me out

by Thatsnotmyson69420 September 3, 2022

Octopied

When a girl gets cream pied by 8 separate dudes simultaneously

Girl 1: “What did you do last night”
Girl 2: “I got Octopied by the Wu-Tang Clan”

by HatMan05 February 11, 2023

Octopus

A way to eat Cheetos while scoffing down tortillas and and farting uncontrollably through the place where your heart is located. Or it could also be a sea creature with 8 legs and 3 hearts.

Jimmy: Oh your doing an octopus, nice
James: GRHGIUHEDJDOEHDIOHFHEUGFEUG

by 809ugyug March 8, 2023

Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.

Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

by Satan Spacemonkey July 5, 2023