observatism

noun : An act or instance of viewing or noting a fact or occurrence of stupidity that will need to be revisited and discussed at a later time.

so many observatisms, so little time

by vdog33 December 7, 2010

Obnerd

A synonym for the word "boner". However, it is not used in this manner. It is used as an insult to describe a loser.

OMG! You're such an obnerd!

by YerMomD00d October 1, 2006

Chart Obsessed

A musical artist who has an unhealthy obsession with always being at the top & would do anything to get their music as high as possible on the charts including doing the most desperate promo & pulling the most fraudulent tactics.

Taylor Swift it's the most chart obsessed person i've heard of she was giving her album for free for buying pizza.

by hotteaspiller November 15, 2021

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder)

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.

Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).

by Far Far Away August 29, 2010

obeser

a person that is overly obese. they have many many many chin rolls, fat rolls, and their buttox is so large they have to have custom made toilets.

ali: "omgsh katie, carely is SUCH AN OBESER!!!"

katie:"HOLY FREAKIN CRAP I KNOW! SHE HAS LIKE 50 CHINS!!! its disgusting"

by Shantal July 26, 2006

background obsess

To background obsess is to obsess over something or someone while still carrying on with your daily life. You continue to fulfill your daily tasks and obligations without a noticeable decrease in mindfulness or attentiveness, but the object of your obsession is never far from your mind, and you often find yourself thinking about it/them without consciously having meant to.

She's going to be background obsessing about that job interview until she hears back from them.

by mitchco September 10, 2010

obsessed with doing here on

8LU3 T3XT 0N A B1UE T3XT!!!! I'M SO FUNNY LOLOLO BLUE TEXT SEX

obsessed with doing here on

by speeds___ August 18, 2021