take a number

What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.

-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.

by 000 October 13, 2004

number three

The act of masturbating into a toilet.

He said he was going to the restroom for a number three.

by mrhh69 May 13, 2015

Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"

When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

Number 2.5

When your standing there doing a piss and you feel a fart coming on but instead you shart yourself and now you have to sit down on the toilet to finish your shit whilst cleaning up the mess in your undies.

mate, why were you in the toilet so long?

I went in to do a piss and ended up cleaning myself up, bloody done a number 2.5 (two and a half)..

by Wayne-Car May 12, 2017

password number

The number of times you enter the wrong password before finally slowing down and meticulously typing it in, key by key, to finally log in.

Sporting a password number of 3, John carefully pecked in "watermelon" after accidentally typing in the incorrect passwords "watremelon", "wtaermelon" and "watermleon.

by J Fentastic January 7, 2011

Butol number

The maximum distance you have ever been from another human being, in miles.

Even hiking alone in the woods, it's hard to get your butol number over 20. There are just too many people.

by antonym45 March 26, 2010

Doing numbers

A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.

Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!

Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!

by 🐺 September 20, 2022