when a party of men come together and have a massive orgy. Then men are usually norwegian but other nationalities are welcome to join in.
Person 1: "I Say, look over there. Those men are having a orgy"
Person 2: " No,no they are having a norwegian car crash!"
Person 1: " Ok, Mmmm... that looks fun"
Person 2: "Wanna join in!"
Person 1: "Ok!"
Person 2: " No,no they are having a norwegian car crash!"
Person 1: " Ok, Mmmm... that looks fun"
Person 2: "Wanna join in!"
Person 1: "Ok!"
by The man Who Knows All! June 23, 2011
Get the Norwegian Car Crashmug. Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.
by Theblueber November 5, 2023
Get the Norwegian Prisonmug. When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017
Get the norwegian tour guidemug. After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.
In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.
by MrKumquats June 19, 2016
Get the Norwegian Napalmmug. by Bobladesh November 26, 2019
Get the Norwegian hotboxmug. Being silently judgy or subtly annoyed without ever directly expressing it. Involves intense eye contact, weird silence, and maybe a quiet sigh.
“She didn’t say I was late, but she looked at the clock three times while sipping her tea. That’s Norwegian behavior if I’ve ever seen it.”
by iluvcitiesaviv July 14, 2025
Get the Norwegian Behaviormug. To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.
Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
by benlulz January 23, 2021
Get the Stir the Norwegian's porridgemug.