Norwegian joy

When a 6'5 Scandinavian sticks an icicle up your butt
I wanted sex but he insisted on a Norwegian Joy.
by Waltham56 August 08, 2023
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Norwegian rain dance

The act of dancing in the rain naked. It’s like skinny dipping in land.
“Saw them baddies out there in the storm my shrigga, they was doin the Norwegian rain dance!”
by The ass blaster99 August 02, 2021
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Norwegian Backflip

Right before ejaculation, you grab her, flip her body backwards till she is facing downwards and cum in her ass
Me: “Me and your mom did a Norwegian Backflip last night dude.”
A great way to express that you don’t want to see her face
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The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!
"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"
by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010
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norwegian nose dive

The act of putting ice cubes in a fat women's vagina and eating her out making it feel like icy hot patch.
John successfully completed the Norwegian nose dive on fat jenny
by Steve6987654321vagina September 11, 2013
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norwegian tugboat

When you insert your penis into a woman's anal Cavity and then the women clenches her anal sphincter thus rendering the males penis stuck and begins to tug agressivly. Causing a male orgasm.
It was amazing, lastnight my girlfriend gave me a norwegian tugboat
by 69ing chipmunk August 16, 2017
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Norwegian Drinker

Someone who chugs alcohol like a Norwegian person.
(Norwegians are usually very resistant to becoming drunk)
by Fuck Didrik December 14, 2016
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