knob/nob head

Similar to the term "poser". A nob head is a person trying to gain attention by bringing themselves down socialy. This kind of action may annoy most people rather than entertain. Nob heads only distribute entertainment when a large ammount of alcohol is consumed.

"look at patric over ther trying to pull his undies out of his pants. what a knob/nob head!"

"Hey, thats mine! Dont be such a knob/nob head!"

by Tony Shenton July 12, 2006

flaming nob

the act of having a chick blow you, and then, a little before you're about to finish, you grab her head for dear life and light her hair on fire, encouraging her to work quickly. Then you put out the fire.

"Feel like going out tonight?"
"Dude, I can't. I was giving your mom a flaming nob, but I lit her hair too low and now I got a second-degree burn on my balls."

by SizzT September 26, 2008

Hob-Nob smuggler

A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.

Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!

by crashandburnds December 15, 2009

rob on my nob

jerking off for someone else

Mariana: "Eww, Kirsten please rob on my nob."
Kirsten: "Oh no!"

by ashattack August 25, 2008

Slob my nob

slob my knob

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

shit on the nob

If someone has shit on the nob it means they are a homosexual. They would have shit on their nob after partaking in anal sex.

Darren is such a poofter

Yeah, i bet he has shit on the nob.

by jkilpin February 29, 2008

Sweetcorn Nob Nugget

The small nugget of poo left on your bellend after having rampant homosexual sex.

Oh dear, I've had to flick the sweetcorn nob nugget off my bell, it was making the place look untidy!

by LeonPlayaFly April 15, 2010