False Goof

false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.

Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.

by negagoofy69 March 07, 2016

jacking my goof

Jacking my goof

Daimeyon are you fucking jacking my goof?

by GoofJacker May 12, 2022

Goof noggin

Someone who usually doesn’t make sense, but in a funny way, another term for goof noggin is a “wackadoo”

Ashley Sholl is such a goof noggin, she is crazy

by Mr. Billie jean May 22, 2019

goof nutt

When a person gets very happy, excited and nutts all in his pants

Jeff goof nutted in his pants yesterday

by Tommy goofnutt 69 March 07, 2018

Goof my moo

The act of jerking off while taking a shit on the toilet.

Hold on guys! I need to go goof my moo!

by goofyslut69 May 28, 2024

Goof my moo

The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.

Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo

by MooGoofer May 19, 2024

Goof My Moo

The act of stroking one’s penis

Dude she’s so hot I want her to goof my moo!

by MooGoofer May 30, 2024