Giving Kirk

Utah slang way to say giving head

"she gave me some crazy kirk last night"
"She loves giving kirk"

by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025

captain kirking

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis

Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

throwing kirk

Giving head/giving a blowjob

"Ayo who's throwing kirk at the function!?"

by moshpitt September 20, 2025

Kirked

Verb: To be rebuked by the Lord in front of the world to see.

The man who stole from me will be kirked on live television.

by Keepongrilldog September 16, 2025

Kirk

1. Slang for receiving neck, or oral sex.
2. An alternative word for the part of the body connecting the head to the rest of the body.

1. My girl just gave me the best Kirk of my life!
2. My Kirk has been hurting for a while, maybe I should see a doctor.

by fountainfanatic784 October 15, 2025

Kirk

The surname of someone who proves there is an extreme end of the autism spectrum.

That guy guy licking the wall is such a kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 8, 2022

getting kirk

When your getting your dick sucked from a whore but in this case called "getting neck" the joke is that charlie kirk also known as #charliesquirt got sniped for 203 damage with a bolt action sniper from fortnite and his neck was kinda hurting after so instead of saying getting head we say getting Kirk

random nigga-bro I’m getting kirk tonight from this thicc white hoe
other random ah nigga-man ur lucky i want some hoes giving me kirk on my johnson

by allwomendeservetogetraped69 September 12, 2025