Neuro-net processor

A processing CPU in the Terminator that allows it to learn from its surroundings, usually learning quite a bit it can eventually take on human characteristics.
Arnold-"My CPU is a neuro-net processor a learning computer"
by Jonathan C July 16, 2008
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net realisable value

The price of a sellable item (highest at which it can be sold at) less the cost of bringing it to the point of sale (repairs, delivery etc.)
The computer is worth £X, but repairing it will cost £Y, and delivery costs and admin will be £Z.


Net realisable value is £X-(Y+Z)
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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net nauseous (adj)

The feeling that one gets dizzy and wants to throw up after surfing the internet nonstop for a long time.
Surfing the net nonstop for three hours made her net nauseous.
net nauseous (adj)
by naami August 26, 2014
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Net Bruh Moment

The sum of all bruh moments in a given situation.
Yesterday when I was taking a dump in my aunts toilet while my girlfriend was watching, that was a huge net bruh moment
by Supakicka March 28, 2019
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Brooklyn Nets

The Brooklyn Nets have the worst defense ever recorded in NBA history

They have a terrible big 3, consisting of James Harden, the worst flopper in NBA history, the snake, Kevin Durant, and Kyrie Irving who finds the need to use a walking stick 🤦 ♂️
I cant wait to see Brooklyn Nets fans hop of the bandwagon after the Lakers take them out in 4
by Lakers_4_Life March 8, 2021
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Casting A Wide Net

Sending the same generic sexually suggestive text message to multiple women at once. Aforementioned women are generally of questionable morals.
Drunk Male by way of text: "Yoo, whats up sexy?"
Female Reponder by way of text "Casting a wide net are we? how many other women were copied on this text?"
by ThurSluttyWayz April 25, 2010
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Net HIV Fphobia

When your portable device will not join a wireless network for fear of getting a virus
Mr. Markie Mark the IT guy said that my phone did not have a Net HIV Fphobia , but it did have a ID-10-T issue.
by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018
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