Turtle necking

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell

I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us

by Healefty November 26, 2017

V - Necking

Similar to rubber necking. Walking into a room in the middle of someone else's meeting. Often in the hope of building dossier of gossip or look down a woman's v-neck jumper.

Did you see that filthy perve of a HR manager v - necking Jill's cleavage?

by Vongles December 14, 2017

noodle neckted

when you have such a big head that it wont stay up straight

I'm trying to do sisters hair and she keeps being noodle neckted.

by James noodle April 21, 2018

Canadian Necktie

A necktie tied by someone else for you, especially a stranger.

Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.

by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018

thicc necking

When you're Tony the Tiger watching GameAttack while eating some flakes to make your neck fayyer

I'm over here thicc necking with Bolen and Greyson

by Doorgoo November 12, 2018

French Necking

A slang word describing the combined acts of cunnilingus and felatio

But Father, we were only french necking.

by Froggy 181 February 8, 2019

Nuremberg necktie

A hangman's noose, especially one used to execute Nazi war criminals.

MSgt Woods fitted the Nazi colonel with a fashionable Nuremberg necktie.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 9, 2019