Neal JP

Hott hunk of a man who goes to CJHS. He is really hott and strong and funny and caring. Did I mention he's hott?

hes a neal jp alright

by neal jp December 2, 2003

neal jp

Sexy MoFo! I want to lick him.

The NEal JP Fan Club!

by Neal LOVER December 10, 2003

nealbert

Best person in the world always makes people laugh and has a good sense of humor hates Patunia!!!! DORITOS

I cant beileve nealberts hates Patunia!!!!

by Nealbert March 5, 2013

nealophobia

Nealophobia is a fear of shifting.

"You won't be able to shift her, she has nealophobia"

by Pseudonym169hshdjdj November 6, 2013

nealquetoast

when one's fantasy football team is run by their girlfriend and they run the legue in a nazi like regime.

this season the comissioner is a real nealquetoast.

by original champion September 2, 2015

neglect-ware

Software which has fallen out of maintenance -- Legacy Code

Where have all the Metroid’s Gone? (Nintendo Change-ware Neglect-ware)

by MathArt October 29, 2015

Neal's nook

The creepy janitors closet in a school near you. Mostly always has a janitor named Neal working there. Strawberry yogurt is often found there because his pet mollusk loves it.

"Hey Jon, lets go to Neal's Nook!"
" No man, his mollusk is probably eating in there! It's creepy!"

by Hank Thomas August 22, 2016