Nasty Noodles

The streams of ejaculate left on a person’s face (or other body part) by a male partner.

1. Yeah, I’m a give her some mean nasty noodles.

2. Damn, look at that guy spew nasty noodles all over that girls face.

3. C’mere baby, I got some nasty noodles for ya.

by Woody Rollins September 6, 2009

Nasty Maurice

A sexual act in which a guy or girl rams a spurr up their partner's butt and then pours salt in it.

Bridget gave the most painful nasty maurice i've ever seen... but I liked it.

by hurtsogood June 22, 2008

Straight Nasty

Extrememly good or skilled...

I am straight nasty at whiffle ball

by Alex Wildman May 2, 2003

Nasty Nate

A creature native to Eau Claire, Wisconsin but can often be found anywhere around the upper midwest of the United States. He is hyperactive, mostly nocturnal, and incredibly unpredictable. Other than being found scavenging supplies in bars and liquor stores late at night, it is quite rare to see him outside of his den.

Although most think him a myth told to scare children straight, every liquor store cashier in the area swears they've actually seen Nasty Nate in person.

by Man, myth, and legend April 15, 2020

beau-nasty

A slovenly fop; one finely dressed, but dirty. This term's also used to refer to mobsters, who appear nice on the surface, but are nasty thugs underneath.

Sure, the capo's son dresses nice, but he's a beau-nasty brute underneath that suit...

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010

punk nasty

To punk nasty someone is to take their backpack, remove the contents, turn the backpack inside-out, replace the contents, and then zip it back up. To double punk nasty a pair of people, one punk nastys each person, but swaps the contents of their packs.

"Go get Liza's backpack, I'm going to punk nasty her"

by paly October 12, 2007

nasty nigga

Living the poor, ghetto-rig life. Everything you own is used and bought at goodwill and the dollar menu. You live your life in the dirtiest of the dirt.

Wow, you really are living the nasty nigga life, son. Your apartment has a 12 inch tv from goodwill, plastic lawnchairs for furniture, you donate plasma/semene every week to supplement your income, and you live off Ramen Noodles and Pizza Bites. You are officially the epitome of a nasty nigga.

by ud101 December 16, 2008