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nig-nag

hey, look at that nig-nag!
by white hoe March 19, 2010
mugGet the nig-nagmug.

nig shit

bad weed gotten from black people (hence: nig-- nigger). nig shit is not so shitty that its brown, but its not very good weed.
person 1: how much money do you have?
person 2: 10 bucks
person 1: what the fuck. you can only get like a gram of nig shit for that.
by pot head >.< August 1, 2009
mugGet the nig shitmug.

nig-heist

To steal from friend, family and neighbors. The pinnacle of this is trying to sell the loot back to the victim and act like you didn't know it was theirs to begin with.
Tyrone was trying to sell me my Camry that he nig-heisted from me two weeks ago.

Hey Pookee those sunglasses look a lot like the ones I bought in Paris on my honeymoon 3 years ago....
by Florito June 13, 2007
mugGet the nig-heistmug.

Nig Cig

Middleton Black and Mild Cigar.

Formed by combining nigger and cigarrette. Because black people buy more black and milds than anyother race.
I went to the store and picked up a 5 pack of nig cigs.
by Kevin Brizz September 3, 2008
mugGet the Nig Cigmug.

K-NIG

Whoa, what's with the jungle music, you got that thing tuned to K-NIG?
by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009
mugGet the K-NIGmug.

Scooby Nig

An underground movement sweeping the world! The hidden placement of Electronics Boutique barcode sticker for Playstation 2 game "Scooby-Doo! Night of 100 Frights" for personal profit or gain.

Appearing as nothing more than a small yellow sticker reading |PO-SCOOBY NIG PS2| <SKU1216332>to the average customer, but as the source of much gayest to one young scholar who noted the hilarity of this phrase, and discovered something amazing.

To place a |PO-SCOOBY NIG PS2| sticker in a hidden location, in order to "Scooby Nig" someone soon became a popular trend spreading throughout the underground gaming scene of Sydney and into nationwide retailers such as TicketMaster and JB-HiFi.

Now more a curse than a gift, Scooby Nig'ing has reached frenzy point as reels of pre-owned stickers are stolen to for fill the jester like addiction of weak-minded EB Games employees everywhere.

This trend was popularised by EB Staff Bodie, Peter & Lee.
*Bodie goes about daily task*
*Bodie interacts with mundane object*
*Bodie Spots covertly placed |PO-SCOOBY NIG PS2| bar code*
Bodie shouts "AHHH SCOOBY NIG‽"

Lee and Peter High-Five.

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Note: Being Scooby Nig'd must be followed by a verbilised Interrobang
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by Syro December 2, 2009
mugGet the Scooby Nigmug.

nig job

The shittiest form of anything. It is not racist at all. Could be used as a way to describe someone if they are doing something stupid, retarded, dumb, or decieving. A nig job could be someone that barrowed money from his mom and never paid her back because he was too busy smoking cock.
If you knwo the meaning of nig job, dont reveal it to someone. ONLY NIG JOBS DONT KNWO WHAT IT MEANS
"Dude.. I can't come to your party like I promised you for weeks because I stole a T-shirt from JCpenny and got caught"
"You're the niggiest job I know Dane. Youre a nig job for real"
"The fuck is a nig job"
"Don't worry about it"
by Risk nasty August 27, 2006
mugGet the nig jobmug.

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