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National retard day

Hey its only a month till national retard day where we can celebrate that stupid person for being stupid
by Couchblue77 October 14, 2019
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National Confession day

April 23 you have to Confess your feelings to your crush or tell them how you feel about them
by Dayana302 April 16, 2019
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National arch your back day

June 1st , walk around with your back arched like some flat girls at school. Because it’s what you guys are best at archin dat shit
“Hey it’s national arch your back day act like the thots !”
by Hotjalapeño May 21, 2019
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National dick pic day

Happens April 12th it’s when you take a pic of your dick and send it to the person who asked for that pic.
National dick pic day means taking a photo of your dick.
by Yummyd:3 April 11, 2019
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National Send Booty Pics Day

On April 13th you can ask any girl to send you a booty pic and she can’t say no.
Guy: Hey it’s National Send Booty Pics Day so send a booty pic.

Girl: Well it’s a national holiday so I guess I have to.
by Billy Cunningham April 13, 2019
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National sit on lap day

On April 25th You can sit on anyone lap for the day
Me: Why you sitting on his or her lap
Be: It’s national sit on lap day
by Jack🔥 April 15, 2019
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National Ethan Williams day

National Ethan Williams day is a day we celebrate the birth of our second child of god Ethan Williams the day is November 25th. In this day we normally shower Ethan in gifts and ravioli because that shits fire, we celebrate Ethan Williams because he is one of the smartest, funniest, big dickest and must attractive man Of our generation. And he also heir to the thrown of England and Ethiopia (his own country) here’s a quote from this fine young man “ if it flys it’s floats” many great philosopher talk about Ethan Williams and how he single handily took down all of the nazi and became a hero of the Jews. So each year grab your ravioli and money and give it all to Ethan Williams have a wonderful national Ethan Williams day
On national Ethan Williams day I became broke
by The second son of god November 12, 2019
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