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Narchaeology

nar· chae· ol· o· gy ˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jē

1: the science of sifting through the evidence and applying critical thinking to determine if someone is a victim of narcissism versus someone who is projecting their own narcissism.

2: the scientific study of narcissistic remains (such as their effects on relationships, sanity, personal outlook, and ability to form new relationships.)

narchaeologicalˌnär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-kəl adjective
narchaeologically ˌär-kē-ə-ˈlä-ji-k(ə-)lē adverb
narchaeologistˌär-kē-ˈä-lə-jist noun
"Fred has a blog dedicated to publicly smearing people while simultaneously asserting he is the victim of their abuse. Narchaeologists say this is a common form of narcissistic projection and gaslighting but many are unable to see the irony."

"Linda has gone no-contact with Jim after enduring years of his abuse. Jim has been deprived of his narcissistic supply so he harasses her incessantly while employing a word salad to accuse her of 'violent silence' and 'passive aggressive torture' in an effort to solicit a response from her. It doesn't require a degree in narchaeology to read between the lines and see through Jim's bullshit."

"Respected narchaeologist I. Carl Bolshit writes in his book 'CrazyMaking: Projecting projection and similar mind-fucking techniques' that the debate about whether narcissists believe their own lies has been raging in academic circles for years."

"Kay Keneetit, President of the NIA (Narchaeological Institute of America) recently outed himself as a long-time covert narcissist in a series of events that has the scientific community reeling."

"Narchaelogically speaking, the 'flying monkeys' that enable narc abuse are often found to lack common sense."

"After performing a 4 week narchaeological dig on Bill and Susan's marriage, it was discovered by their relationship counselor that even though Bill constantly refers to himself as an empath and a victim, he has an unquenchable thirst for drama and thinks he has moral authority over Susan."
by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023
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naicherelle

A naturally beautiful element of peace tranquility and laughter enshrouded by God's love and imprinted with dimples
A little bit of naicherelle makes the world a better place
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Nacholas

A weird and mysterious stench... It almost smells like year-old nachos. One that lingers for days on end. Also known to drive people away from them (Could very well be a person.)
Did you smell that Nacholas? It totally made everyone leave the party.
by ShibbyDorp February 26, 2008
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nachus omegus

the last scoop of nacho stuff (i.e. cheese, sour cream, more cheese, olives, cheese, refried beans, cheese...) saved for that last chip.
I have to have the nachus omegus. It's the best part of eating nachos!
by nox27 June 20, 2009
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Nacho Salad Sandwich

A sandwich that has chips, nacho cheese sauce, lettuces, tomato, meat, and bread.
"Shmilly, will you get me a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"Sure, wait whats a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"A sandwich with nacho salad in it, duh."
by shmammom July 14, 2009
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nachbro

|nä ch brō| noun ( pl. -chos) A male friend who shares a plate of bar nachos.
"We shared a plate of nachos, we're 'nachbros'. (as heard on TV episode "Our Drunk Friend" Scrubs Episode, 2009
by AskDavid January 12, 2010
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Nacho Cheese Spread

What old people think we're saying when we said that's what she said.
Ouch! -Teen.
Nacho Cheese Spread! -Old Person.
You Mean That's What She Said?? -Teen.
by lovverrrr December 6, 2010
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