Minge Murderer

A sexual act during a women’s period. Insertion of a penis into a vagina while said vagina has the decorators in.

Woah Dave!! You Minge Murderer. I can’t believe she let you in during her period.

by soviiet December 2, 2019

Cloud Murderer

An unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who've had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.

Person A: "Woah, what happened to you? You're smiling!"
Person B: "I know... this fucking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! I didn't know what to do, so I smiled back and said thank you..."

by Bunny Rose January 19, 2018

Murder noodle

A snake. Also what guys named Robbie call their penis.

Robbie was huffing Freon again and whipped out his murder noodle.

by random710 May 31, 2021

Murder Dildo

A Gun.

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.

by Marx's Beard April 1, 2021

murder hill

In cycling, a murder hill is a hill so steep it may actually kill you. Perhaps it is trying to kill you. You won't know unless you survive.

I had to ride up a wicked murder hill on my way home from work. It nearly expired me.

by toezilla May 9, 2014

Lollipop Murderer

One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.

Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.

by Illegal Username December 15, 2016

Murder Train

The act of having group sex with a girl who is on her period.

My friends and I hopped aboard the murder train last night. That girl left some blood on all of us.

by Mattie2000 January 8, 2012