Muffercut

Uppercut to a vagina.

If Bonquiqui won't stop hassling you, maybe she needs a good muffercut.

by AFLFD June 21, 2019

Mufflinger

A catapult-type thing that you can use to fling muffins everywhere! Basically a muffin flinger! :)

Hey, I brought my mufflinger, now let’s fling some muffins!

by Frost byte :) July 10, 2019

Mafflelox

Scouse guys who chat so much bollox that they lie about everything and anything. This can include lying about women they fucked to the weather!

Hey mate I fucked this hot girl last and came deep inside her while out doors in the park, it was such a hot day not a cloud in the sky...... mate you was on face book saying your at your nans and the weather forecast shows that it’s been pissing down with rain and will do for the rest of the week stop chatting so much mafflelox ffs

by Bizbone81 September 2, 2019

mufflage

The excess pubic hair that hangs out of a females bikini.

Did you see the mufflage Shauna had when she wore her bathing suit? She should really shave or at least trim it.

by Chandler Fox November 5, 2019

Muffet

‘Muffet’ meaning ‘total lack of ability to google a subject someone doesn’t know ANYTHING (EVEN BASIC) ABOUT and yet, a subject on which they have a remarkably strong opinion’

-Breast milk ain't even vegan smfh
+Number 1 MUFFET OF THE DAY

by vorganicpotato December 2, 2019

Muffett

A person that lectures you while wearing a medical mask.

I can't understand a word that muffett is saying.

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Muffet

verb to lose one’s shit over a spider. Usually accompanied by a high-pitched squeal or scream.

This tarantula sized spider descended on a web from my sun visor while I was driving, and I totally muffeted.

by Nonsensicalmetoo March 18, 2022