swamp donkage meter

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.

Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.

by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009

thot-o-meter

A boner, the longer it is the more of a thot the female you see is.

Thot: Hey there, big boy.

Thot Destroyer: My thot-o-meter is higher than ever, BEGONE!

by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 May 24, 2018

meter maid

A woman member of a police traffic control department who issues tickets for parking violations.

I had to face the meter maid when Jack parked at the bus stop.

by uyums January 2, 2009

Metermabob

Yellow thing with red and black prongs that can test voltage, wattage, ohmage, stupidity, internal resistance, and water content. Also known as a meter.

"Did you stick the metermabob in the alarm to see if it was working right?"

"No, the doohicky looked okay to me."

by CSM OF FW October 4, 2006

Meteorax

Someone who looks like a pizza but insults others looks

Meteorax: "Shut up u ugly.!"
Everyone else: "This guy is such a meteorax.."

by Agendaxx April 23, 2011

heezy meter

a certain meter rating ur heezyness from 1-10

ur shoule is 9.8 on my heezy meter!

by lang May 22, 2004

Boob Meter

Boob Meter: A meter used by straight men to gage the desirability of a girl or woman's mammary glands.

"OH man check her out my Boob Meter is topping out!" Or "Oh look how small she is my Boob Meter won't even move!"

by CPT Spalding March 11, 2010