Moss

Your gay

ill name myself moss because im gay as fuck

by Mossypossum August 17, 2021

Moss Pocket

A vagina that's so stinky and sweaty, it almost has moss growing on it.

Man, I dont know if she was just hot or if she had a moss pocket.

Bitch try to fuck me, she had a gross ass moss pocket.

by SwagMasterCoconuthead September 2, 2013

Moss

A hot non binary persons name. They couldn’t think of an actual name so they went with a plant.

Person 1: hey, whats ur name
Moss: moss.

by MossOnRollerSkates June 27, 2021

Moss

Moss is the one guy in the friend group who's always a acting big and scary but is actually the most gay person in the world. You can usually find them in their natural state at a hot topic or bullying anyone of British heritage.

Moss is shopping at the mall for a new choker.

by Thatgingerbich May 26, 2022

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

Moss

A type of friend who is attracted to men, sports and consuming unhealthy food. If this friend is indeed a man it does not make them gay. They just enjoy the company and personality of men.

Lets go out. We cant moss has no will to go out. He just wants to hang with the guys and chill.

by BigGDiddy December 29, 2020