Moron

The word scientists forgot to add along with protons, electrons and neutrons, that describes how complete and utterly stupid someone is.

Me: Hey Connor want to go to the park later?
Connor: I didn't know we had a park.

Me: Connor, we've had it forever, its a block away from us.
Connor: Wow God really does exist,

Me: You know, scientists managed to discover electrons, protons and neutrons, but there is one they forgot.
Connor: What?
Me: MORONS.

by Sans_Skeleton477 June 11, 2018

Low Moron

A small person trying to use big words, but only comes across as a moron.

That dude is a low moron when he talks.

by Tootootrue March 30, 2019

Shits on the wall moron.

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.

He's a real shits on the wall moron.

by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019

Suck Duck Moron

A person who takes the shit outside, and then steps in it

What kind of a suck duck moron needs directions on the back of a wet nap?

by MC Vet November 10, 2020

moron

what most of the boys in my class are

JJ is a moron

by wordynerdgirl April 9, 2025

oxy-moron

Someone who is simultaneously breathing and an idiot (EX: you, probably). This noun can also be used to describe someone with infectious stupidity (that is breathing). This word sounds stupid (which it is), but you never know if the person you use it on will be alive the next moment.
(sometimes confused with "oxymoron," which is different I swear).

"They're an oxy-moron."
"I'm such an oxy-moron, I'm going to kill someone in approximately 0.5 hemiseconds"

by CRIMINALCRIMINALCRIMINAL March 15, 2023

moron

a derogatory term someone might use to poke fun at or insult someone else's intelligence. Or, someone who looks up "moron" on urban dictionary.com instead of learning it in preschool/kindergarten

ahh you moron, you've buttered your last bread now!!
oh shit, that was a moron thing to do!

by Splasphemy October 16, 2023