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mormon guilt

Like catholic guilt but less wine with Joseph smith fan fiction mixed in. Catholics invented guilt; Mormons perfected it .
When you masturbate 30 minutes before scripture study and then that Mormon guilt sets in.
by Guilty May 5, 2016
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mormon

the people that wear white shirts and ride bikes around town with helmets on preaching about jesus and other mormon garbage
i was recently attacked by a group of mormons that wanted to preach about jesus at walmart (this is true actually)
by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006
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Reverse Mormon

The Reverse Mormon is a term to describe any obscure sex position. Used when you have no idea what you just did with your partner but you feel as if there should be a name.
The origins of the word play upon the fact that the Mormon religion practices abstinence and, thus the Reverse Mormon.
Well, we just definitely did the Reverse Mormon.
by HungoverMormon January 2, 2011
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mormons

one of the more well known mass evangelist religions.
the mormons and the jehovah's witnesses lined up on my block and had a turf war.
by rusty dusty January 13, 2006
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mormon

Mormons do this:
1. Wear weird suits and bowler hats
2. look at you like you've killed a child if they see you smoking
3. stop you in the streets to chat some shit at you

Bizarre behavior may be due to their membership of the church of LSD.

Not to be confused with other pain-in-the-ass-do-gooder christian/cult movements such as Jehovahs Witnesses.
OMG why do you live next to an orphanage?
No thats just the mormons next door.
by E 2 tha Z April 15, 2008
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mormon

A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.

The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.

Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
I can find the verse in the Bible that proves the Book of Mormon wrong.
by Lon May 15, 2005
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mormon

A virus caught in the westerm part of the USA that causes delusions of Godhood and visions of Moonmen and fictional planets named Kolob.
My mormon book contridicts my Church
by Protect Yourself July 8, 2006
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