schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck. derr!

"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

minted

A slang term to describe being stoned. Used in areas where youre not meant to be you can say your minted and only some people will know what youre talking about. Alongside this the word mints is used as slang for weed.

Example 1

Man 1 "Yo im fucking minted"

Man 2 "yeah man thats some good shits"

Example 2

Man 1 "Hey when can you get those mints"

Man 2 "I think the shops run out"

by Ricky-Acid November 15, 2007

Minted

(v) to get minted is to hook up with someone
meaning to "get fresh" with someone

also,

"to get mint" is to have a hook up with someone

I think I'm going to get minted with him tonight ;)

by PinkTigeress January 18, 2011

minted

a car that is very clean. see bling bling

Man. that car is minted. yea man, think its a honda!

by tec May 10, 2003

mitter

1.n
A very majestic cat that wears giant glasses and violates tacos from taco bell.

1. "Dude i saw a mitter and it made me SUPER HORNY!"

by DJ Cucumber June 28, 2016

minted

To be under the influence of weed or other drugs.

"Man, I'm fuckin' minted."

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

milted

1. to be covered in large amounts of noodles, coffee, and shit.

2. to be forcefully taken into a room by a short Jewish man with incredibly potent body odor.

"Dude...why do you smell so bad?"

"Man, I just got milted and I haven't had a chance to shower."

by antoinnesheneequa May 9, 2009