miss porter's

Miss Porter's School is a boarding school for girls smack dab in farmington connecticut. One is apt to find lesbians, preps and alchoholics alike in this "educational" haven. The typical porter's girl is most likely to be found with a drink in one hand, a penis in the other and the collar popped (duh)

dude that porters girl is HOT

-aof boy

by danio April 03, 2005

Miss Muffin

A female crack smoker

The girl does more puffin than Miss Muffin

by tuff puff February 23, 2004

Miss Murder

A girl
(most likely between the ages of 13-17) who "love" AFI for Davey Havok
Yet they know only one song, which is- Miss Murder.
Thus the name for these dumb bitches.

Omar- mann check out that stupid miss murder bitch
Tony- I know! She thinks she's their biggest fan, she hasn't even seen them!
Jr- hey you guys see that stupid Miss Murder bitch leave Hot topic?
Omar- Yeah, let's go listen to The Art Of Drowning niggas

by ShyBoysWinXO February 04, 2008

Miss Havisham

1. A christmas tree
2. A character in an exteremely terrible book, i.e. Great Expectations.

Look at that Miss Havisham! She is such a Christmas tree.
also
We need to decorate the Miss Havisham.

by radicaledward February 07, 2005

ole miss

beat msu 20-3, the typical rebel fan can not stand a lsu fan because they are coon-ass hicks

guess what, we play lsu you at home this year

we will surely kick their ass!

by rebelfan December 25, 2004

Miss Fortune

That faggot who comes in top lane feeds the shit out of lanemate, cant fucking speak english. But she is busted cause big tits.

oh fri*k we have a Miss Fortune in our team with ghost and heal

by coolminecraftplayer48 August 02, 2018

Miss Ballooniverse

A contest for the fattest bitch in the world.

Currently the contestants include Rebecca R. from Houston Texas and Autumn ( twisted elegance ) from Allentown PA.

The contest measures who is the fattest and homliest bitch in the world. It's an imitation contest of the real thing.

It's strictly for fatso's like the above mentioned.

The Miss Ballooniverse contest will be in Allentown Next year.

by rjjfg November 14, 2008