dott-minge

When her puss is so tight the opening is like a small dot.

polar opposite to a canyon-minge

- Did you have a good time last night?
- Omg she had a dott-minge so I lasted like 10 seconds

Her hole was tiny and I thought she had vaginismus, but turns out she had a dott-minge, once I was in, everything was golden

by revilo clockberg jr November 9, 2020

minge monster

Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge

1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out

2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster

by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006

Minge Brick

A vagina that has not been washed for so long it has bonded at either flap to produce the shape and density of a common masonry brick

Dude I wouldn't go near Stacey, she got a minge brick!

by PHASH27y373484u4834fnfjkdnd July 5, 2010

mingebag

The default name in the Half-Life 2 mod, Garry's Mod.Mostly, people with this name in Garry's Mod are kick from a server as soon as they join, moost of the people with this name are newbies, and will ask about a lot of stuff in the mod.On the Garry's Mod forum people call each other "Minge bags" when what they say is totaly wrong or stupid.The Minge Bag is almost always shown as a "Dr.Kliener" model with his arms in the default settings of most models in video games (arms out, legs together), for rigging and animating, with a gravity gun in the middle og the model and part way inside the model.The start of Mingebag started in the 1st versons of Garry's Mod that were mutiplayer, because the only way to change a players name was to use the console command "Name", and to change the model was the command "setmodel".Most of the time, people who go to mess with servers will have there name be minge bag because they never change there name because they only fuck with people, and because most mingebags never play single player 1st to learn how to play.

"A Gmod game when a Mingebag Joins"
Mingebad has joined the game
Grunt-Ban him
Mingebag has been banned

"A Gmod game where a minge is not banned and is a newbie"
Mingebag-How do u fly?lol? whats this do?? lol1!11!
Grunt killed by minge bag
admin-minge bag stop, play single player 1st
mingebag-????
mingebag kills admin
Mingebag has been banned

"A Gmod game where a mingebag spams"
Mingebag-lolollololol lololololle erszdasfas
---An error about the game crashing---

by Ilikehl2 September 5, 2008

Minger

Someone who fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

You're a minger!
Shut up, you minger!
get out of my face, minger!
Mingeeeeeerrrrrrr!!!

by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005

minger tard

Someone who is really pretty stupid and not the best looking . Usually lacking in hygiene . Often under the illusion that they are hotter and smarter than they actually are. see minger and tard

look at Tammy , she's such a minger tard

by jennyb February 11, 2008

mingecan

An insult made up by a grumpy dad from Leeds and directed at his young son for moaning at a zoo.

'Shut it Thomas, you mingecan'

by www.geocities.com/fingers_mcnasty October 8, 2004