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Minecraft

This is the thing that I am addicted to and a have played this game for 300 hours and this is my life and I play a lot of it all my freainds make jokes out of it to
I bet I play more minecraft than you “
by Kingscraft December 12, 2017
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Minecraft

A game that was published in 2009 and continues to sell many copies from the day it was released. It was the best game to play during 2009-2014. Until, the children nation attacked. They started destroying our game by being cringy little tumors and turning our favorite Minecraft youtubers into clickbaiting man-childs. The servers have gone down the shitter mostly due to retarded admins or negligence to fix/update the server. Now there’s cringy ass animations and even porn of Minecraft spreading faster than polio during the 1900’s. Now the little shits have moved onto Fortnite and turned it into a sweaty battleground for virgins who can’t get laid so they suck off Epic Games instead. Minecraft was a great game, but now it’s not like it should be, a sandbox game that should’ve had an age demographic above 13. Rip Minecraft 2009-2016
I wish we could go back to the golden age of Minecraft.
by Harry Pero Test Ease June 3, 2019
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Minecraft

Was cool 9 years ago then pewds made epic again. BUT LAZARBEAM DID IT FIRST YOU MOTHER FUC-
Minecraft is pretty cool
by epik Yello May 2, 2020
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Minecraft

BEST FUCKING GAME EVER. Fuck fortnite. SMH IMAGINE NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT. eeeeeewwwwwwwwww Plus the community is so nice!? :) Just play it you wont regret it >:(
Chad: I played minecraft today

Jessica: BROOOOOOOO so BADASS!!!1!!
by Stop_It July 12, 2020
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if you are searchin dis up den u r addicted to dis
hi i play minecraft dumbass
by brodontdough June 12, 2018
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Minecraft

Person 1: hey, did you have Minecraft last night

Person 2: Yeah, now I have aids
by Mine hub November 22, 2018
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a game that weaboos play # kill the pandas
i love minecraft
by oofnite October 21, 2019
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