minecraft 

is cool

to have fun surviving in minecraft

minecraft by pop up on pop November 28, 2019

minecraft 

is a game duh ;] :)

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minecraft by pop up on pop November 28, 2019

Minecraft 

A Highly Addictive drug that was Used Between 2011 and 2018. Use Started dying once Some people Made a New Drug Called Fortnite Which even more Addictive than Minecraft. Minecraft let's your Imagination go higher than a Jamaican dude. It soon became popular again in 2019 once someone modified it.

Tim: Dude. Why are you playing Minecraft? That game is dead.
Carlos: Why are YOU playing Fortnite!?
That game is Overrated!
Tim: Your right. Wanna see our Old worlds we made as kids?

Minecraft by Stealtynoob May 7, 2020

Minecraft 

Happiness written in Javascript.

Friend 1: Yo, wanna play Minecraft?
Friend 2: Pog, lets do it.

Minecraft by TragicConert785 March 18, 2021

Minecraft 

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.

Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"

Minecraft by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017

Minecraft 

A game what is made by notch and is ruined by spoiled kids and doesn't have many things and updates to slow.

"Hey,Tim did you see that game Called minecraft?"
"Yeah I heard the owner Is called notch."
"Yeah and is ruined by spoiled kids"
"And it updates too slow"

Minecraft by Money spent on terraria. October 12, 2017

Minecraft 

''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)

Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude

Minecraft by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017