Sweaty Madden Player

People who get zero pussy

Dude that sweaty madden player gets absolutely zero hoes.

by TheUrbanDictionaryGuyHandleWas March 30, 2022

ava madden

hot sexy gym bro, loves to praise our lord and ginger saviour Ed Sheeran,

Hey have you seen ava madden she be lookin fine
oh yeah she is and i think shes praying to ginger jesus over there
ED SHEARAN

by cock throber February 15, 2023

daisy madden

Daisy Madden, daisy madden is literally so cool and amazing (i’m daisy madden) so you should bow down to her whenever you see her and give her whatever she wants.

person 1: who is daisy madden?
person 2: literally the coolest person on earth

by Doodle_dog November 20, 2023

mr madden

the best teacher on the planet. got me into standford, harvard, and more. he taught me to be a world class engineer! we get into the nitty gritty every day. very supportive, tells me to get into the nitty gritty. i thank him for getting me admitted into san Francisco state! the worlds greatest engineering teacher ever. and always, remember to clean up clean up everybody clean up

student 1: "do you have mr madden"
student 2: "yes, he's the best teacher ever! we love playing with toys in his class"

by mr madden #1 fan March 13, 2025

Caleb Joshua Madden

The best man in this whole world, Caleb has such a big heart and will love you no matter what you tell him, I love my Caleb, and he’s special because no one else can have him, he loves God with all of his heart and he will lead you closer and closer, I can’t wait to marry Caleb Joshua Madden, I love him and he’s the best person you will ever meet.

“That’s someone I’d want to marry”

“ that’s Caleb Joshua Madden”

by Love, your love August 8, 2024