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Meth math

When someone on meth tries doing elematary level math while conversing with you at a bar.
What's your name? Are you Irish? My dad is English and my mom is Irish, but I'm only one quarter English! This is a classic example of meth math.
by Benny Biceps August 24, 2007
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Meth

An extremely addictive stimulant drug that looks like crystallized pee. Look at the other definitions for the details about it and the scumbags who make it. Meth is made in labs that smell very acrid (like ammonia or acetone) and are usually found in the Midwestern United States, but generally all around North America. If you find a place that has lots of cough medicine, disfigured gas canisters, baggies, coffee filters, batteries, glassware, and generally looks and smells like a second rate toxic waste dump, get out of there and call the police.
Fred: This place looks like Satan's chemical lab; it smells like piss and there's a practically rabid mastiff guarding it.

George: What are you doing standing there? We're near a freaking meth lab; we need to get the hell out of here and bust these chumps!
by Pianoforte February 15, 2010
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crystal meth

the drug of choice nowadays in america that can make a person get high and make them feel real horny when smoked. Then again the person's dick wont get hard and the effects can last for hours or even days.
Last saturday i bought a half-tina worth of crystal meth then later that night i smoked it and i got a high and it made me real horny making me in search of a hook up on the streets.
by jackson, j May 6, 2006
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methylenedioxyamphetamine

Methylenedioxyamphetamine (MDA) is a psychedelic hallucinogenic drug and empathogen/entactogen of the phenethylamine family. It is chemically related to methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) but its effects differ somewhat. Instead of loved up feelings of euphroia, MDA produces a much more psychadelic experiance and gives a feeling of awe and wonder rather than straight out mashedness.
i had a Methylenedioxyamphetamine pill my first drop and i got really fucked up. it was great!
by Daver... August 29, 2006
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Meth

METH:Im a silent killer! I will take over your home and your family! I will destroy your life or what's left of it...
by Gaia time September 12, 2016
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The Internet Methadone Program

Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.
by Diego December 11, 2003
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3,4 methylenedioxymethamphetamine

One of the most popular recreational psychoactives, most commonly sold in the form of "ecstasy" tablets. It is known for its empathogenic, euphoric, and stimulant effects, and has also been used in psychotherapy.
by sleepyraver December 2, 2010
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