A Merchant

One Who Cheers like a fan acts like a fan and dresses like a fan but really isn't.

Did you see the flames play last night? Jeff used to never cheer for them but he's been pulling a merchant lately.

by David Chiew May 15, 2006

Tap in merchant

A tap in merchant is a clinically genius player who uses his/her exquisite footwork to finish there dinner so to say, by this they score many goals

“Wow Conal is such a tap in merchant”
“It’s that hyperlink isn’t it”

by Huh I like Milk October 15, 2020

Methangel

A cool guy that knows his shiznit about shiznit.

I didn't know what to do, so I gave my Methangel a call.

by Betty February 19, 2003

Muddy Methane

Farts that can often leave residue, often in the form of streaks, which can cause a wet muddy feeling between your ass cheeks.

Hey slut! Bring me a dish towel so I can clean up my muddy methane. Now, eat my asshole out you fucking asian cum whore.

by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010

Check the merchandise

To have sexual intercourse.

Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.

by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012

Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004

Methanol

A mixture you get by mixing Methamphetamine and an alcohol, most commonly ethanol

Hey bro, could you mind mixing me some Methanol

by The drinker-mixer November 7, 2019