Dildo Merchant

1.) A person who sells Dildos or other sex toys for a living.

2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.

'Dude shut up your dad's a dildo merchant'

by Cow1337Killr March 21, 2010

Lorth haf Merthy

when you see/ hear some spicy thing

Hey keria did you see that tall light skin dude Lorth haf merthy he can rail me

by mmm_A.cRaCk_HeAd January 29, 2021

Merh

meaning "ugh" or "meh". often used as a sign of frustration or a statement similar to "i'm a faggot". Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, onomatopoeia, and backscratcher.

Q:How are you today man?
A:Merh

Q:What do you wanna do son?
A:I just wanna Merh

by KingKwong June 17, 2010

merh

a word to make any conversation interesting

merh merh merh merh merh merh

by mheg June 28, 2010

Merchant Nick

a homosexual bastard who plays ragnarok online, he likes to fuck men doggy style.

Merchant Nick is gay

by -Blubba- February 22, 2005

mersh

A douchey podcaster that Jesse POS (Pod Awful) has an autistic obsession with. Jesse will dedicate hours of his podcast to sperging about Mersh.

r/Mersh is a subreddit run by Jesse PoS to mock mersh.

by Downvoting Victim April 25, 2022

mershy

its not above average or even average. mersh is brick weed or the weed that someone grew last year and it was so shitty then no one bought it. often seedy and stemy. good only for when you are jonsin'

Mike and I didn't have any good nuggs so me blazed up some mersh.

by averill April 14, 2003